OH SHAT, OH SHAT, OH SHAT, Y'ALL.
I AM GOIN' TO BE A SOPHMORE. FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. IN. SIX. DAYS.
Rundown, yo.
a) TOTALLY PSYCHED. I get to take a class with my sister (Drama 3, even though I haven't even taken Drama 1 or 2), in which hilarity WILL ENSUE, porque we are SO GREAT as a team. And maybe even Seanross will be there. THE PLOT THICKENS.
b) IT IS SO BIG THERE. I am going to get so lost, it will be insane. Of course, I haven't developed any shortcut or routes yet. That will become regular. My sister tells me that cutting through the gym will help A LOT. So, I'll listen to her.
c) New teachers. SCARY SCARY SCARY, MAN. I don't think I have any of the crazy teachers my friends talked about last year, though, so that's all good.
DAMN, NO MALE TEACHERS, EITHER, ARGH.
I swear, if I get any crazies, I will flip my lid. I usually like all my teachers. I JUST HOPE THEY'RE AS CARTOONISH AS LAST YEAR'S, AM I RITE?
d) Friends. omg, i am so afraid I will know nobody in my classes. omg. I know of a few classes I have with people, so that's good. BUT I'M STILL SKEERED. :(
e) idk.
OH YEAH, I DIDN'T GET THE AWESOME SPANISH 2 TEACHER I WANTED, FUKK.
f) My english teacher is named Amy Paul. After discovering this, the first thing I thought was, "LOL, AMY/PAUL." The next thing I thought was, "MY GOD, I NEED A LIFE."
No, it was really: "WHERE'S STEPHEN? OT3! AMIRITE!" I think that's all of that. Umm. ENTERTAINMENT, I GUESS.
i) so, I've been on a Rob Corddry kick as of lately. 'cyuz, I watched
Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay and
The Heartbreak Kid the past few days. ALSO: ED + ROB + BEING IN
HAROLD AND KUMAR: ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY = hilarity. I serious was like, " o hay, HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLMMMMMSSSS! MAH MAN." Totally great cameo. Also, Rob's "bangs" at the end of
The Heartbreak Kid: GREATESTTHINGEVERHEISMYHEROMARRYMEROBERT.
jk
ii)
LOL HOBBIT MENTION ON THE REPORT THUSDARY AMIRITE? lol life joke
iii) I want to watch the Emmys. Fer serious. THIS WILL BE FUKKIN' SWEET. NO JOKE.
iiii) Paul Dinello's character in
Be Kind Rewind is pretty much why the whole plot was turned, I have come to decide. and nerds with calculators, pleese.
iiiii) Kathy Griffin is funny.
Umm. Driver's ed kinda sucked in the education part, but was pretty awesome, none the less. And our instructor was majesticly cool. No doubt. with all her cursing and all.
my dad is a douche.
SOOPER DOOPER!
btw, this Fountainsof Wayne song is totally Stephen/Paul. tooooootaaaalllly.
Edit: Long ass entry, no?